Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 28 | 17 | 2 | 9 | 345 | 240 | 0 | 53 |
| 2024 | 37 | 22 | 3 | 12 | 403 | 304 | 0 | 69 |
| 2023 | 40 | 19 | 3 | 18 | 427 | 388 | 0 | 60 |
| 2022 | 35 | 25 | 4 | 6 | 469 | 272 | 0 | 79 |
| 2021 | 31 | 21 | 1 | 9 | 428 | 275 | 0 | 64 |
| 2020 | 21 | 7 | 1 | 13 | 188 | 251 | 0 | 22 |
| 2019 | 42 | 22 | 2 | 18 | 512 | 481 | 0 | 68 |
| 2018 | 36 | 18 | 1 | 17 | 431 | 402 | 0 | 55 |
| 2017 | 7 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 67 | 85 | 0 | 7 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 17.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 4.33
Recent results
| 02/09/2025 | vs ** VACANCY 4 ** (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 26/08/2025 | vs BRYTON ALBION |
23
6
|
| 19/08/2025 | vs Chicken Tatsu Curry |
18
7
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
SLIGHTLY OVERWEIGHT FC
15/02/2022 (Won 32 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
ENGINE FC
27/07/2021 (Lost 4 - 26)
Most goals in single game
vs
SLIGHTLY OVERWEIGHT FC
15/02/2022 (Won 32 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
25 From 30/10/2018 To 10/07/2018
Longest losing streak
18 From 10/07/2018 To 30/10/2018
Current League Stats (Tuesday 5's Oct - Jan)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Tuesday 5's Oct - Jan | 12 | 4 | 1 | 7 | 110 | 129 | -19 | 13 |
Previous Games
L
L
D
L
L
L
L
W
W
Results
| 16/01/2018 |
| 09/01/2018 |
| 02/01/2018 |
| 19/12/2017 |
| 05/12/2017 |
| 28/11/2017 |
| 21/11/2017 |
| 14/11/2017 |
| 07/11/2017 |
| 31/10/2017 |
