Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 10 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 68 | 111 | 0 | 7 |
| 2025 | 40 | 17 | 3 | 20 | 350 | 378 | 0 | 54 |
| 2024 | 39 | 19 | 2 | 18 | 398 | 326 | 0 | 59 |
| 2023 | 17 | 6 | 0 | 11 | 113 | 186 | 0 | 18 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 9.67
Recent results
| 09/03/2026 | vs GANNON FC |
7
18
|
| 09/03/2026 | vs Borussia Burnage |
0
0
|
| 02/03/2026 | vs DY10 Carpet Men |
13
11
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
GANGSTERS ALLARDYCE.
01/07/2024 (Won 40 - 6)
Greatest thrashing
vs
THE FOCKERS
23/10/2023 (Lost 2 - 21)
Most goals in single game
vs
GANGSTERS ALLARDYCE.
01/07/2024 (Won 40 - 6)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
9 From 11/03/2024 To 04/03/2024
Longest losing streak
9 From 21/08/2023 To 11/03/2024
Current League Stats (NGTV Monday Night 5's Winter 24/25)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| NGTV Monday Night 5's Winter 24/25 | 10 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 99 | 66 | 33 | 24 |
Previous Games
W
L
W
W
W
L
W
W
Results
| 24/02/2025 |
| 17/02/2025 |
| 10/02/2025 |
| 03/02/2025 |
| 27/01/2025 |
| 20/01/2025 |
| 13/01/2025 |
| 06/01/2025 |
| 16/12/2024 |
| 09/12/2024 |
