Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 27 | 12 | 6 | 9 | 58 | 46 | 0 | 42 |
| 2024 | 42 | 20 | 8 | 14 | 86 | 72 | 0 | 68 |
| 2023 | 45 | 15 | 9 | 21 | 83 | 104 | 0 | 54 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 3.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 1.33
Recent results
| 14/08/2025 | vs Inter blondes |
2
0
|
| 07/08/2025 | vs Athletico Patheticos |
6
0
|
| 31/07/2025 | vs Real Unicorn FC |
3
4
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Athletico Patheticos
07/08/2025 (Won 6 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Be Giroud Not To
07/09/2023 (Lost 0 - 8)
Most goals in single game
vs
Athletico Patheticos
07/08/2025 (Won 6 - 0)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
10 From 08/06/2023 To 27/04/2023
Longest losing streak
10 From 27/04/2023 To 08/06/2023
Current League Stats (Holmes Chapel - Autumn 2024)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Holmes Chapel - Autumn 2024 | 16 | 7 | 2 | 7 | 33 | 25 | 8 | 23 |
Previous Games
W
W
L
L
W
L
L
W
D
W
D
L
W
L
Results
| 30/01/2025 |
| 23/01/2025 |
| 02/01/2025 |
| 19/12/2024 |
| 12/12/2024 |
| 05/12/2024 |
| 28/11/2024 |
| 14/11/2024 |
| 07/11/2024 |
| 24/10/2024 |
| 17/10/2024 |
| 10/10/2024 |
| 03/10/2024 |
| 26/09/2024 |
| 12/09/2024 |
| 05/09/2024 |
