Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 10 | 2 | 2 | 6 | 29 | 45 | 0 | 8 |
| 2025 | 42 | 19 | 5 | 18 | 197 | 178 | 0 | 62 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 2.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 5.00
Recent results
| 09/03/2026 | vs Booty & Boys |
2
4
|
| 02/03/2026 | vs Youre getting 5% |
0
6
|
| 23/02/2026 | vs Karachi Athletic FC |
6
5
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Rio Franz Ferdinand
13/10/2025 (Won 9 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Lazy Fat Pigs
02/02/2026 (Lost 3 - 13)
Most goals in single game
vs
Hairy Maguaires
10/03/2025 (Won 10 - 1)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
7 From 28/04/2025 To 02/06/2025
Longest losing streak
7 From 02/06/2025 To 28/04/2025
Current League Stats (Cheltenham Monday Night Spring 5s)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Cheltenham Monday Night Spring 5s | 14 | 3 | 0 | 11 | 60 | 86 | -26 | 9 |
Previous Games
L
L
L
L
W
L
L
L
W
L
L
W
L
L
Results
| 30/06/2025 |
| 23/06/2025 |
| 16/06/2025 |
| 09/06/2025 |
| 02/06/2025 |
| 26/05/2025 |
| 19/05/2025 |
| 12/05/2025 |
| 05/05/2025 |
| 28/04/2025 |
| 21/04/2025 |
| 14/04/2025 |
| 07/04/2025 |
| 31/03/2025 |
