Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 45 | 49 | 0 | 6 |
| 2025 | 27 | 10 | 0 | 17 | 237 | 271 | 0 | 30 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 11.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 7.00
Recent results
| 09/02/2026 | vs Samurai Fc** |
10
0
|
| 02/02/2026 | vs Blood Sweat and Beers |
13
9
|
| 26/01/2026 | vs Murder On Zidane's Floor FC |
11
12
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Velocity FC
10/11/2025 (Won 24 - 9)
Greatest thrashing
vs
AC Milanchester
12/01/2026 (Lost 0 - 10)
Most goals in single game
vs
Velocity FC
10/11/2025 (Won 24 - 9)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
5 From 06/10/2025 To 18/08/2025
Longest losing streak
11 From 18/08/2025 To 06/10/2025
Current League Stats (Monday 5's June-August 2025)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday 5's June-August 2025 | 10 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 80 | 125 | -45 | 3 |
