Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 23 | 73 | 0 | 1 |
| 2025 | 13 | 3 | 0 | 10 | 86 | 172 | 0 | 9 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 4.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 16.67
Recent results
| 16/02/2026 | vs AC Milanchester |
7
22
|
| 09/02/2026 | vs Totty 5's |
3
15
|
| 02/02/2026 | vs AA FC |
4
13
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Blood Sweat and Beers
15/12/2025 (Won 10 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Ajerbaijan
08/10/2025 (Lost 0 - 18)
Most goals in single game
vs
Norfolk & Chance
10/11/2025 (Won 14 - 12)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
2 From 29/12/2025 To 10/11/2025
Longest losing streak
1 From 08/10/2025 To 29/12/2025
Current League Stats (Monday Adult 5's 2026)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday Adult 5's 2026 | 9 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 40 | 105 | -65 | 4 |
