Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 41 | 16 | 0 | 16 |
| 2025 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 3 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 5.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 2.67
Recent results
| 24/02/2026 | vs See you next Tuesday |
5
3
|
| 17/02/2026 | vs Crystal Meth Palace (CMP) |
10
1
|
| 03/02/2026 | vs Whitechapel Wanderers |
2
4
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Crystal Meth Palace (CMP)
17/02/2026 (Won 10 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Whitechapel Wanderers
03/02/2026 (Lost 2 - 4)
Most goals in single game
vs
Crystal Meth Palace (CMP)
17/02/2026 (Won 10 - 1)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
4 From 16/12/2025 To 27/01/2026
Longest losing streak
1 From 27/01/2026 To 03/02/2026
Current League Stats (Old Street- Tuesday 5s Winter)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Old Street- Tuesday 5s Winter | 9 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 55 | 18 | 37 | 22 |
