Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 32 | 20 | 3 | 9 | 173 | 132 | 0 | 63 |
| 2024 | 44 | 17 | 6 | 21 | 184 | 190 | 0 | 57 |
| 2023 | 44 | 22 | 5 | 17 | 209 | 180 | 0 | 71 |
| 2022 | 43 | 21 | 2 | 20 | 212 | 213 | 0 | 65 |
| 2021 | 32 | 17 | 1 | 14 | 169 | 159 | 0 | 52 |
| 2020 | 25 | 12 | 3 | 10 | 156 | 145 | 0 | 39 |
| 2019 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 12 | 19 | 0 | 3 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 5.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 2.67
Recent results
| 02/12/2025 | vs BORUSSIA NOMNOMGLADBACH (Forfeit) |
5
0
|
| 25/11/2025 | vs The 39 Step Overs |
10
3
|
| 18/11/2025 | vs Real MechEng FC (Forfeit) |
0
5
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
KEYNEST
17/08/2021 (Won 15 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
EGG FRIED REUS
03/11/2020 (Lost 2 - 16)
Most goals in single game
vs
WHARF RATS UNITED
22/07/2025 (Won 17 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
19 From 28/09/2021 To 08/12/2020
Longest losing streak
17 From 08/12/2020 To 28/09/2021
Current League Stats (TUESDAY 5 ASIDE WINTER LEAGUE)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| TUESDAY 5 ASIDE WINTER LEAGUE | 14 | 8 | 0 | 6 | 86 | 79 | 7 | 24 |
Previous Games
L
W
L
W
W
L
L
W
L
L
W
Results
| 10/03/2020 |
| 03/03/2020 |
| 25/02/2020 |
| 18/02/2020 |
| 11/02/2020 |
| 04/02/2020 |
| 28/01/2020 |
| 21/01/2020 |
| 14/01/2020 |
| 07/01/2020 |
| 17/12/2019 |
| 10/12/2019 |
| 03/12/2019 |
| 26/11/2019 |
