Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 39 | 17 | 3 | 19 | 250 | 214 | 0 | 54 |
| 2024 | 46 | 21 | 3 | 22 | 286 | 292 | 0 | 66 |
| 2023 | 41 | 17 | 3 | 21 | 236 | 266 | 0 | 54 |
| 2022 | 46 | 23 | 3 | 20 | 270 | 262 | 0 | 72 |
| 2021 | 16 | 8 | 0 | 8 | 87 | 97 | 0 | 24 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 3.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 5.33
Recent results
| 22/10/2025 | vs The Disappointments (Forfeit) |
0
5
|
| 15/10/2025 | vs TEXAS OLDHAM |
6
7
|
| 08/10/2025 | vs DAVID BRENTFORD |
3
4
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
HIPPIES UNITED
26/04/2023 (Won 27 - 8)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Pathetico Madrid1
03/07/2024 (Lost 1 - 15)
Most goals in single game
vs
HIPPIES UNITED
26/04/2023 (Won 27 - 8)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
18 From 03/11/2021 To 18/08/2021
Longest losing streak
14 From 18/08/2021 To 03/11/2021
Current League Stats (Wednesday 5 Aside League 2024 Spring/Summer)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday 5 Aside League 2024 Spring/Summer | 14 | 7 | 0 | 7 | 88 | 100 | -12 | 21 |
Previous Games
W
W
W
L
L
W
L
W
W
L
L
L
L
W
Results
| 11/09/2024 |
| 04/09/2024 |
| 28/08/2024 |
| 21/08/2024 |
| 14/08/2024 |
| 07/08/2024 |
| 31/07/2024 |
| 24/07/2024 |
| 17/07/2024 |
| 03/07/2024 |
| 26/06/2024 |
| 19/06/2024 |
| 12/06/2024 |
| 05/06/2024 |
