Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 50 | 44 | 0 | 9 |
| 2025 | 50 | 25 | 2 | 23 | 376 | 371 | 0 | 77 |
| 2024 | 27 | 10 | 3 | 14 | 175 | 224 | 0 | 33 |
| 2022 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 16 | 26 | 0 | 0 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 7.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 6.00
Recent results
| 18/02/2026 | vs Fulham FC |
5
7
|
| 11/02/2026 | vs Had One Tchouameni |
13
3
|
| 04/02/2026 | vs #illuminaticonfirmed |
3
8
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Foppoe United
04/06/2025 (Won 21 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Puyol Pants Down
20/11/2024 (Lost 5 - 16)
Most goals in single game
vs
Foppoe United
04/06/2025 (Won 21 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
10 From 10/08/2022 To 09/10/2024
Longest losing streak
9 From 09/10/2024 To 10/08/2022
Current League Stats (Wednesday Late League S26)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
