Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 7 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 40 | 78 | 0 | 7 |
| 2025 | 49 | 4 | 2 | 43 | 206 | 552 | 0 | 14 |
| 2024 | 47 | 4 | 2 | 41 | 184 | 456 | 0 | 14 |
| 2023 | 50 | 6 | 0 | 44 | 197 | 552 | 0 | 18 |
| 2022 | 42 | 3 | 2 | 37 | 154 | 495 | 0 | 11 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 7.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 9.33
Recent results
| 25/02/2026 | vs ABV Payback |
6
6
|
| 18/02/2026 | vs The Cooldown Café |
9
5
|
| 11/02/2026 | vs Royales with Cheese |
6
17
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Random City 1
30/07/2025 (Won 10 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Bal Nassr
12/01/2023 (Lost 1 - 34)
Most goals in single game
vs
The Cooldown Café
14/01/2026 (Won 12 - 8)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
5 From 02/02/2023 To 09/02/2023
Longest losing streak
49 From 09/02/2023 To 02/02/2023
Current League Stats (Thursday Early League S24)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday Early League S24 | 13 | 0 | 1 | 12 | 38 | 166 | -128 | 1 |
