Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 18 | 24 | 0 | 6 |
| 2025 | 46 | 14 | 6 | 26 | 160 | 228 | 0 | 48 |
| 2024 | 49 | 20 | 7 | 22 | 246 | 228 | 0 | 67 |
| 2023 | 54 | 18 | 4 | 32 | 313 | 401 | 0 | 58 |
| 2022 | 42 | 3 | 0 | 39 | 138 | 434 | 0 | 9 |
| 2021 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 5 | 65 | 0 | 0 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 4.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 5.00
Recent results
| 17/02/2026 | vs Multiple Scoregasms |
2
5
|
| 10/02/2026 | vs Duckpond FC |
3
7
|
| 03/02/2026 | vs Ospina Colada |
8
3
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Magpie FC
17/10/2023 (Won 18 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Borussia Teeth 2
21/09/2023 (Lost 3 - 27)
Most goals in single game
vs
Unathletico madrid
03/12/2024 (Won 19 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
14 From 25/01/2022 To 26/09/2023
Longest losing streak
29 From 26/09/2023 To 25/01/2022
Current League Stats (Summertime Monday 5s League)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
