Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 49 | 28 | 2 | 19 | 534 | 459 | 0 | 86 |
| 2024 | 48 | 27 | 4 | 17 | 532 | 430 | 0 | 85 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 12.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 9.00
Recent results
| 22/12/2025 | vs Haven't Jota Clue FC |
16
5
|
| 15/12/2025 | vs All Stars No 7pm |
11
12
|
| 08/12/2025 | vs Jake FC No 9.15 |
9
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Nutts County
22/04/2024 (Won 30 - 5)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Blud FC earlies only
11/11/2024 (Lost 0 - 21)
Most goals in single game
vs
MCA FC
11/08/2025 (Won 30 - 10)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
15 From 20/05/2024 To 06/05/2024
Longest losing streak
10 From 06/05/2024 To 20/05/2024
Current League Stats (Monday SPRING Fives 2024)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday SPRING Fives 2024 | 10 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 145 | 74 | 71 | 24 |
