Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 36 | 21 | 3 | 12 | 345 | 307 | 0 | 66 |
| 2024 | 8 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 62 | 78 | 0 | 9 |
| 2023 | 14 | 2 | 1 | 11 | 113 | 179 | 0 | 7 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 9.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 10.33
Recent results
| 24/11/2025 | vs CHARLIES ANGELS |
8
11
|
| 17/11/2025 | vs TEAM MARK... |
7
6
|
| 10/11/2025 | vs DONKEY FC |
14
14
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Tikataka
30/06/2025 (Won 22 - 7)
Greatest thrashing
vs
IT DOESN'T MATTER
08/09/2025 (Lost 3 - 20)
Most goals in single game
vs
Tikataka
30/06/2025 (Won 22 - 7)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
11 From 11/01/2023 To 19/05/2025
Longest losing streak
10 From 18/01/2023 To 11/01/2023
Current League Stats (Summer Wednesday fives)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Summer Wednesday fives | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 5 | 15 | 6 |
Previous Games
W
Results
| 07/06/2023 |
| 31/05/2023 |
