Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 43 | 23 | 6 | 14 | 215 | 178 | 0 | 75 |
| 2024 | 47 | 17 | 5 | 25 | 222 | 237 | 0 | 56 |
| 2023 | 40 | 18 | 4 | 18 | 211 | 212 | 0 | 58 |
| 2022 | 35 | 12 | 2 | 21 | 178 | 199 | 0 | 38 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 5.00
Recent results
| 17/12/2025 | vs FC DONK |
4
5
|
| 10/12/2025 | vs DAVID BRENTFORD |
9
5
|
| 03/12/2025 | vs Paris Ganjaman |
5
5
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
A Gibbon With White Hands
24/01/2024 (Won 13 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
NET 6 & CHILL
13/12/2023 (Lost 7 - 17)
Most goals in single game
vs
Barnett
10/01/2024 (Won 15 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
15 From 21/09/2022 To 06/04/2022
Longest losing streak
1 From 23/03/2022 To 21/09/2022
Current League Stats (Wednesday 5s Spring League)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday 5s Spring League | 14 | 6 | 0 | 8 | 66 | 79 | -13 | 18 |
