Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 5 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 50 | 39 | 4 | 7 | 458 | 247 | 0 | 121 |
| 2024 | 17 | 15 | 0 | 2 | 161 | 83 | 0 | 45 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 8.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 6.33
Recent results
| 06/01/2026 | vs Brudenell Social Club 1 |
9
5
|
| 16/12/2025 | vs Illiquid Football |
11
6
|
| 09/12/2025 | vs Gangstas Allardyce |
6
8
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Colombian Cowboys
04/03/2025 (Won 19 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Bank Of England Mfc (a)
13/08/2024 (Lost 2 - 14)
Most goals in single game
vs
Colombian Cowboys
04/03/2025 (Won 19 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
20 From 11/02/2025 To 04/02/2025
Longest losing streak
3 From 04/02/2025 To 29/04/2025
Current League Stats (Waterloo Tuesday 5s League!)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Waterloo Tuesday 5s League! | 10 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 90 | 34 | 56 | 30 |
Previous Games
W
W
W
W
W
W
W
Results
| 21/01/2025 |
| 14/01/2025 |
| 07/01/2025 |
| 17/12/2024 |
| 10/12/2024 |
| 03/12/2024 |
| 26/11/2024 |
| 19/11/2024 |
| 12/11/2024 |
| 05/11/2024 |
