Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 8 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 105 | 116 | 0 | 10 |
| 2025 | 16 | 9 | 0 | 7 | 196 | 249 | 0 | 27 |
| 2024 | 7 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 89 | 96 | 0 | 13 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 13.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 6.00
Recent results
| 04/09/2024 | vs ** VACANCY 6 ** (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 11/09/2024 | vs Hello Darlin Fc |
13
9
|
| 25/09/2024 | vs Courtois N Spit on that thing |
16
9
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
ALISSON WONDERLAND
07/01/2026 (Won 23 - 12)
Greatest thrashing
vs
HONEYMONSTERS
27/08/2025 (Lost 5 - 32)
Most goals in single game
vs
ALISSON WONDERLAND
07/01/2026 (Won 23 - 12)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
6 From 28/01/2026 To 04/02/2026
Longest losing streak
5 From 04/02/2026 To 28/01/2026
Current League Stats (**STARTING SOON** Wednesday Autumn Mens 5S S1)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| **STARTING SOON** Wednesday Autumn Mens 5S S1 | 9 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 109 | 96 | 13 | 19 |
