Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 82 | 17 | 0 | 15 |
| 2025 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 54 | 31 | 0 | 9 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 14.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 3.00
Recent results
| 02/02/2026 | vs Focus Dynamo |
9
3
|
| 26/01/2026 | vs ZakubisFC |
13
3
|
| 19/01/2026 | vs Screwball FC |
21
3
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Fat and Slow But Ready To Go
12/01/2026 (Won 26 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Gloomy Town
17/11/2025 (Lost 0 - 5)
Most goals in single game
vs
Fat and Slow But Ready To Go
12/01/2026 (Won 26 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
8 From 17/11/2025 To 02/02/2026
Longest losing streak
0 From 10/11/2025 To 17/11/2025
Current League Stats (Basildon (Basildon Sporting Village) 5's - Monday Autumn/Winter)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Basildon (Basildon Sporting Village) 5's - Monday Autumn/Winter | 11 | 8 | 0 | 3 | 154 | 80 | 74 | 24 |
Previous Games
W
W
W
W
W
W
W
Results
| 02/02/2026 |
| 26/01/2026 |
| 19/01/2026 |
| 12/01/2026 |
| 05/01/2026 |
| 22/12/2025 |
| 15/12/2025 |
| 08/12/2025 |
