Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 29 | 17 | 3 | 9 | 264 | 203 | 0 | 54 |
| 2024 | 12 | 8 | 0 | 4 | 144 | 114 | 0 | 24 |
| 2023 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 42 | 16 | 0 | 12 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 11.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 9.33
Recent results
| 04/08/2025 | vs Fachos* |
10
8
|
| 28/07/2025 | vs AFC Binmen |
11
9
|
| 21/07/2025 | vs Johns Boys |
12
11
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Murder on Zidanes Floor'
16/01/2024 (Won 25 - 5)
Greatest thrashing
vs
AFC SLOTH
05/05/2025 (Lost 6 - 18)
Most goals in single game
vs
The Boys!
13/02/2024 (Won 25 - 12)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
13 From 07/11/2023 To 29/01/2025
Longest losing streak
5 From 29/01/2025 To 22/01/2025
Current League Stats (Thursday Fives 2023 Summer 2023)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
