Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 10 | 8 | 1 | 1 | 60 | 29 | 0 | 25 |
| 2025 | 47 | 22 | 3 | 22 | 172 | 163 | 0 | 69 |
| 2024 | 45 | 26 | 4 | 15 | 201 | 136 | 0 | 82 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 3.00
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 2.00
Recent results
| 29/01/2024 | vs Still Elmstead Eaglets |
2
1
|
| 05/02/2024 | vs Still Elmstead Eaglets |
3
3
|
| 12/02/2024 | vs Chillingworth FC |
4
2
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
The Inbredables FC
05/08/2024 (Won 10 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Tekkerslovakia
18/11/2024 (Lost 1 - 12)
Most goals in single game
vs
Bean FC
18/03/2024 (Won 11 - 5)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
12 From 20/10/2025 To 05/01/2026
Longest losing streak
8 From 05/01/2026 To 20/10/2025
Current League Stats (Monday 7s 2 Divisions)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday 7s 2 Divisions | 10 | 7 | 2 | 1 | 62 | 13 | 49 | 23 |
Previous Games
W
W
L
W
D
Results
| 15/07/2024 |
| 22/07/2024 |
| 29/07/2024 |
| 05/08/2024 |
| 12/08/2024 |
| 19/08/2024 |
| 26/08/2024 |
| 02/09/2024 |
| 09/09/2024 |
| 16/09/2024 |
