Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 44 | 26 | 6 | 12 | 349 | 247 | 0 | 84 |
| 2024 | 42 | 22 | 5 | 15 | 373 | 307 | 0 | 71 |
| 2023 | 48 | 26 | 5 | 17 | 385 | 267 | 0 | 83 |
| 2022 | 45 | 25 | 0 | 20 | 355 | 315 | 0 | 75 |
| 2021 | 33 | 22 | 3 | 8 | 291 | 166 | 0 | 69 |
| 2020 | 25 | 18 | 0 | 7 | 200 | 133 | 0 | 54 |
| 2019 | 22 | 18 | 2 | 2 | 219 | 99 | 0 | 56 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 10.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 4.67
Recent results
| 10/12/2025 | vs Mitchells Village FC (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 03/12/2025 | vs FC Jubel |
11
6
|
| 26/11/2025 | vs London Bowby Fc |
11
8
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Football Is Easy
31/03/2021 (Won 26 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
GoodFellas
27/11/2024 (Lost 4 - 19)
Most goals in single game
vs
Football Is Easy
31/03/2021 (Won 26 - 0)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
28 From 14/08/2019 To 16/09/2020
Longest losing streak
13 From 09/10/2019 To 14/08/2019
Current League Stats (WEDNESDAY AUTUMN 2019 5'S DIVISION 1)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| WEDNESDAY AUTUMN 2019 5'S DIVISION 1 | 10 | 7 | 1 | 2 | 83 | 59 | 24 | 22 |
