Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 3 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 23 | 16 | 2 | 5 | 228 | 132 | 0 | 50 |
| 2024 | 34 | 21 | 2 | 11 | 425 | 273 | 0 | 65 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 9.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 1.00
Recent results
| 07/01/2026 | vs TW TYRANTS. |
9
3
|
| 17/12/2025 | vs TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA SKRTELS (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 10/12/2025 | vs BONNIE BLUES FC (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
HOUNSLOW HONKERS
03/02/2025 (Won 39 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
SOUTH SUNBURY ATHLETIC FC
08/10/2025 (Lost 0 - 10)
Most goals in single game
vs
HOUNSLOW HONKERS
03/02/2025 (Won 39 - 1)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
11 From 15/01/2024 To 01/07/2024
Longest losing streak
5 From 01/07/2024 To 15/01/2024
Current League Stats (Thursday 5s 16.02.23)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
