Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 13 | 9 | 1 | 3 | 166 | 90 | 0 | 28 |
| 2024 | 34 | 21 | 2 | 11 | 425 | 273 | 0 | 65 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 3.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 6.67
Recent results
| 13/08/2025 | vs FC FELTHAM (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 06/08/2025 | vs ** VACANCY 5 ** (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 16/06/2025 | vs SURREY UNITED (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
HOUNSLOW HONKERS
03/02/2025 (Won 39 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
SLOTSVILLE TOWN
08/07/2024 (Lost 0 - 10)
Most goals in single game
vs
HOUNSLOW HONKERS
03/02/2025 (Won 39 - 1)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
12 From 15/01/2024 To 01/07/2024
Longest losing streak
5 From 01/07/2024 To 15/01/2024
Current League Stats (Monday 5s 19/02/24 DIV 2)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday 5s 19/02/24 DIV 2 | 14 | 7 | 2 | 5 | 142 | 113 | 29 | 25 |
