Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 13 | 0 | 0 |
| 2025 | 40 | 9 | 2 | 29 | 319 | 477 | 0 | 29 |
| 2024 | 40 | 9 | 1 | 30 | 294 | 459 | 0 | 28 |
| 2023 | 13 | 2 | 0 | 11 | 120 | 187 | 0 | 6 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 7.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 10.67
Recent results
| 05/01/2026 | vs On Fake Grass |
5
13
|
| 29/12/2025 | vs FC 22 |
6
19
|
| 15/12/2025 | vs They've Got Nothin (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Red Star Hampstead
18/11/2024 (Won 14 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Trinity
29/07/2024 (Lost 1 - 25)
Most goals in single game
vs
Laqeurs
13/10/2025 (Won 19 - 9)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
7 From 02/10/2023 To 27/05/2024
Longest losing streak
18 From 27/05/2024 To 02/10/2023
Current League Stats (Winter 2024 Monday 5s League)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Winter 2024 Monday 5s League | 14 | 4 | 0 | 10 | 91 | 129 | -38 | 13 |
