Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 17 | 18 | 0 | 16 |
| 2025 | 44 | 8 | 4 | 32 | 37 | 150 | 0 | 28 |
| 2024 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 4 | 63 | 0 | 0 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 2.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 1.67
Recent results
| 16/03/2026 | vs havent jota clue 2 |
2
1
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| 09/03/2026 | vs Hardly Athletic1 |
3
3
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| 23/02/2026 | vs Harlands Has Beens1 |
2
1
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Two and a Half Gingers
26/01/2026 (Won 4 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Empire Strikes Top Bins
25/11/2024 (Lost 1 - 15)
Most goals in single game
vs
Two and a Half Gingers
26/01/2026 (Won 4 - 1)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
5 From 19/05/2025 To 01/09/2025
Longest losing streak
0 From 21/10/2024 To 19/05/2025
Current League Stats (Monday Uckfield (Uckfield Leisure Centre) Men's 6s League)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday Uckfield (Uckfield Leisure Centre) Men's 6s League | 20 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 10 | 126 | -116 | 0 |
Previous Games
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Results
| 10/03/2025 |
| 03/03/2025 |
| 24/02/2025 |
| 17/02/2025 |
| 10/02/2025 |
| 03/02/2025 |
| 27/01/2025 |
| 20/01/2025 |
| 13/01/2025 |
| 06/01/2025 |
| 16/12/2024 |
| 09/12/2024 |
| 02/12/2024 |
| 25/11/2024 |
| 18/11/2024 |
| 11/11/2024 |
| 04/11/2024 |
| 28/10/2024 |
| 21/10/2024 |
