Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 25 | 12 | 0 | 15 |
| 2025 | 17 | 11 | 3 | 3 | 109 | 44 | 0 | 36 |
| 2024 | 43 | 27 | 5 | 11 | 179 | 120 | 0 | 86 |
| 2023 | 8 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 44 | 21 | 0 | 19 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 4.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 0.33
Recent results
| 09/03/2026 | vs TheFellas (Forfeit) |
5
0
|
| 02/03/2026 | vs BB Caddie Team |
4
1
|
| 23/02/2026 | vs Gully Pabs FC (Forfeit) |
5
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Real Badrid
01/12/2025 (Won 35 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Pablos 5
13/05/2024 (Lost 5 - 11)
Most goals in single game
vs
Real Badrid
01/12/2025 (Won 35 - 1)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
14 From 13/05/2024 To 15/01/2024
Longest losing streak
5 From 15/01/2024 To 13/05/2024
Current League Stats ( Dorking Monday (Meadowbank Stadium) Men's 5-a-side League)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Dorking Monday (Meadowbank Stadium) Men's 5-a-side League | 10 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 41 | 16 | 25 | 24 |
Previous Games
W
W
L
W
W
Results
| 16/02/2026 |
| 09/02/2026 |
| 02/02/2026 |
| 26/01/2026 |
| 19/01/2026 |
| 12/01/2026 |
| 05/01/2026 |
| 22/12/2025 |
| 15/12/2025 |
| 08/12/2025 |
