Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 9 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 59 | 78 | 0 | 6 |
| 2025 | 45 | 20 | 6 | 19 | 243 | 231 | 0 | 66 |
| 2024 | 41 | 23 | 0 | 18 | 274 | 233 | 0 | 69 |
| 2023 | 19 | 9 | 1 | 9 | 110 | 134 | 0 | 28 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 7.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 2.67
Recent results
| 29/06/2023 | vs AFC BOTTOM G'S |
5
0
|
| 06/07/2023 | vs WHARF RATS UNITED |
6
1
|
| 13/07/2023 | vs LANGWITH OLD BOYS |
11
7
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
THE SNEAKY PILEDRIVERS
15/05/2025 (Won 13 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
MAITLAND-NINE ELMS
24/08/2023 (Lost 3 - 19)
Most goals in single game
vs
Veg
18/04/2024 (Won 14 - 5)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
17 From 27/11/2025 To 14/08/2025
Longest losing streak
10 From 14/08/2025 To 27/11/2025
Current League Stats (Thursday 5's 2023)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday 5's 2023 | 14 | 9 | 0 | 5 | 83 | 65 | 18 | 27 |
Previous Games
L
W
W
L
W
L
W
W
L
L
Results
| 02/11/2023 |
| 09/11/2023 |
| 16/11/2023 |
| 23/11/2023 |
| 30/11/2023 |
| 07/12/2023 |
| 14/12/2023 |
| 04/01/2024 |
| 11/01/2024 |
| 18/01/2024 |
| 25/01/2024 |
| 01/02/2024 |
| 08/02/2024 |
| 15/02/2024 |
