Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 42 | 38 | 0 | 10 |
| 2025 | 37 | 23 | 3 | 11 | 359 | 216 | 0 | 72 |
| 2024 | 45 | 19 | 3 | 23 | 340 | 350 | 0 | 60 |
| 2023 | 30 | 13 | 1 | 16 | 267 | 294 | 0 | 40 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 7.00
Recent results
| 19/02/2026 | vs IN THE MIXER |
8
8
|
| 12/02/2026 | vs CLUB 42 |
3
11
|
| 05/02/2026 | vs STOKEALONA |
8
2
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
WE LOSE EVERY WEEK FC
14/03/2024 (Won 25 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
A CLASS
28/12/2023 (Lost 1 - 21)
Most goals in single game
vs
RENT BOYS
13/02/2025 (Won 29 - 7)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
13 From 03/08/2023 To 19/10/2023
Longest losing streak
11 From 19/10/2023 To 03/08/2023
Current League Stats (THURSDAY WINTER 5's.)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| THURSDAY WINTER 5's. | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 | 113 | 49 | 64 | 27 |
