Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 50 | 49 | 0 | 6 |
| 2025 | 36 | 13 | 0 | 23 | 319 | 411 | 0 | 39 |
| 2024 | 43 | 20 | 2 | 21 | 418 | 420 | 0 | 62 |
| 2023 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 35 | 8 | 0 | 6 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 8.33
Recent results
| 18/02/2026 | vs Bookies FC |
5
15
|
| 11/02/2026 | vs PODCAST.CO |
5
10
|
| 04/02/2026 | vs RSK FC (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
PORK PIES FC
06/12/2023 (Won 23 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
ARCADIS FC
18/06/2025 (Lost 7 - 25)
Most goals in single game
vs
The Bricked Up Boys
07/02/2024 (Won 24 - 11)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
16 From 06/12/2023 To 03/07/2024
Longest losing streak
14 From 03/07/2024 To 21/02/2024
Current League Stats (NGTV Wednesday 6.30pm Summer 2025)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| NGTV Wednesday 6.30pm Summer 2025 | 10 | 3 | 0 | 7 | 76 | 100 | -24 | 9 |
Previous Games
L
W
L
L
W
L
L
L
Results
| 15/10/2025 |
| 08/10/2025 |
| 01/10/2025 |
| 24/09/2025 |
| 17/09/2025 |
| 10/09/2025 |
| 03/09/2025 |
| 27/08/2025 |
| 20/08/2025 |
| 13/08/2025 |
