Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2025 | 11 | 5 | 0 | 6 | 49 | 59 | 0 | 15 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 2.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 5.33
Recent results
| 05/01/2026 | vs Real Men FC |
1
6
|
| 22/12/2025 | vs The Goon Squad |
5
4
|
| 15/12/2025 | vs Unathletico Madrid FC 24 (Forfeit) |
0
6
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Net six & chill
08/09/2025 (Won 8 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Rambolers
08/12/2025 (Lost 2 - 9)
Most goals in single game
vs
Net six & chill
08/09/2025 (Won 8 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
2 From 06/10/2025 To 15/09/2025
Longest losing streak
3 From 15/09/2025 To 06/10/2025
Current League Stats (Monday 7s Summer time league)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday 7s Summer time league | 14 | 3 | 1 | 10 | 40 | 70 | -30 | 10 |
