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Havent Got A Kalou
Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 84 | 39 | 0 | 16 |
| 2024 | 21 | 14 | 1 | 6 | 224 | 144 | 0 | 43 |
| 2023 | 15 | 9 | 0 | 6 | 117 | 118 | 0 | 27 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 15.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 8.00
Recent results
| 09/06/2025 | vs Care and Repair fc |
25
3
|
| 02/06/2025 | vs ZakubisFC |
12
11
|
| 19/05/2025 | vs Carpathians |
10
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Care and Repair fc
09/06/2025 (Won 25 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Dead Ballers
15/11/2023 (Lost 6 - 17)
Most goals in single game
vs
Care and Repair fc
09/06/2025 (Won 25 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
12 From 09/08/2023 To 17/01/2024
Longest losing streak
5 From 17/01/2024 To 09/08/2023
Current League Stats ( Basildon (Basildon Sporting Village) 5s - Summer)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Basildon (Basildon Sporting Village) 5s - Summer | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 25 | 3 | 22 | 3 |
Previous Games
W
Results
| 09/06/2025 |
