Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 7 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 58 | 55 | 0 | 13 |
| 2025 | 29 | 17 | 2 | 10 | 270 | 229 | 0 | 53 |
| 2024 | 43 | 22 | 2 | 19 | 386 | 334 | 0 | 68 |
| 2023 | 48 | 19 | 4 | 25 | 381 | 414 | 0 | 61 |
| 2022 | 41 | 22 | 2 | 17 | 404 | 371 | 0 | 68 |
| 2021 | 31 | 15 | 2 | 14 | 275 | 258 | 0 | 47 |
| 2020 | 25 | 18 | 1 | 6 | 325 | 177 | 0 | 55 |
| 2019 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 28 | 27 | 0 | 9 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 7.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 9.67
Recent results
| 16/02/2026 | vs Strother's U16 |
6
15
|
| 09/02/2026 | vs DY10 Carpet Men |
11
9
|
| 02/02/2026 | vs PSV Hungover |
6
5
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
SMEE FC
21/09/2020 (Won 23 - 1)
Greatest thrashing
vs
CARROLL FC
02/01/2023 (Lost 7 - 20)
Most goals in single game
vs
SMEE FC
09/03/2020 (Won 24 - 6)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
23 From 03/08/2020 To 16/03/2020
Longest losing streak
15 From 16/03/2020 To 03/08/2020
Current League Stats (Monday Night Winter Express League 19)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday Night Winter Express League 19 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 38 | 17 | 21 | 12 |
