Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 30 | 20 | 3 | 7 | 172 | 102 | 0 | 63 |
| 2024 | 40 | 26 | 1 | 13 | 270 | 176 | 0 | 79 |
| 2023 | 44 | 30 | 2 | 12 | 247 | 155 | 0 | 92 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 1.33
Recent results
| 03/12/2025 | vs WERDER BEERMEN (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 26/11/2025 | vs OBFC |
5
2
|
| 19/11/2025 | vs CLUB TROPICANA DRINKS FC |
5
2
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
High Elms FC
06/02/2024 (Won 25 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
WHO ATE ALL DEPAY'S
12/12/2023 (Lost 1 - 12)
Most goals in single game
vs
High Elms FC
06/02/2024 (Won 25 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
22 From 13/06/2023 To 06/06/2023
Longest losing streak
8 From 06/06/2023 To 13/06/2023
Current League Stats (Tuesday 5's Autumn/Winter league)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Tuesday 5's Autumn/Winter league | 14 | 8 | 1 | 5 | 85 | 64 | 21 | 25 |
