Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 9 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 35 | 35 | 0 | 14 |
| 2025 | 43 | 19 | 2 | 22 | 187 | 193 | 0 | 59 |
| 2024 | 49 | 16 | 2 | 31 | 178 | 339 | 0 | 50 |
| 2023 | 44 | 20 | 4 | 20 | 161 | 184 | 0 | 64 |
| 2022 | 48 | 20 | 5 | 23 | 218 | 252 | 0 | 65 |
| 2021 | 35 | 23 | 4 | 8 | 191 | 157 | 0 | 73 |
| 2020 | 9 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 36 | 79 | 0 | 4 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 3.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 6.00
Recent results
| 30/09/2020 | vs BEST FRIENDS UNITED |
6
5
|
| 07/10/2020 | vs HARDCORE PRAWN FC |
2
6
|
| 14/10/2020 | vs JOHNNY FC |
3
7
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
FC CSD
14/07/2021 (Won 12 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
BSG
21/02/2024 (Lost 0 - 17)
Most goals in single game
vs
NOTINYOURMUMS FOREST FC
23/11/2022 (Won 14 - 5)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
15 From 10/09/2025 To 07/05/2025
Longest losing streak
24 From 07/05/2025 To 10/09/2025
Current League Stats (WEDNESDAY 5 A SIDE WINTER LEAGUE)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| WEDNESDAY 5 A SIDE WINTER LEAGUE | 14 | 4 | 2 | 8 | 69 | 104 | -35 | 14 |
Previous Games
W
L
L
L
L
W
D
L
W
W
Results
| 30/09/2020 |
| 07/10/2020 |
| 14/10/2020 |
| 21/10/2020 |
| 28/10/2020 |
| 04/11/2020 |
| 02/12/2020 |
| 09/12/2020 |
| 16/12/2020 |
| 31/03/2021 |
| 07/04/2021 |
| 14/04/2021 |
| 21/04/2021 |
| 28/04/2021 |
