Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2021 | 27 | 27 | 0 | 0 | 427 | 184 | 0 | 81 |
| 2020 | 17 | 16 | 1 | 0 | 302 | 147 | 0 | 49 |
| 2019 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 90 | 49 | 0 | 15 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 10.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 14.00
Recent results
| 13/11/2019 | vs Mustard Duvets (Forfeit) |
0
20
|
| 20/11/2019 | vs Maroon 5 |
15
14
|
| 27/11/2019 | vs Ham & Cheese Melts |
17
8
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
unaffordable plumbing
23/09/2020 (Won 31 - 6)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
32 From 17/11/2021 To 09/09/2020
Longest losing streak
0 From 09/09/2020 To
Current League Stats (WEDNESDAY PORTY 5S LEAGUE (still spaces))
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| WEDNESDAY PORTY 5S LEAGUE (still spaces) | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 154 | 93 | 61 | 24 |
