Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 33 | 25 | 0 | 8 | 496 | 298 | 0 | 75 |
| 2024 | 12 | 8 | 2 | 2 | 187 | 130 | 0 | 26 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 15.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 7.33
Recent results
| 17/12/2025 | vs The Farting Army |
15
12
|
| 10/12/2025 | vs unaffordable plumbing |
20
10
|
| 03/12/2025 | vs ** VACANCY 5 ** (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Rayans Rovers FC
05/11/2025 (Won 29 - 8)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Nitten Pish
09/04/2025 (Lost 12 - 21)
Most goals in single game
vs
Rayans Rovers FC
05/11/2025 (Won 29 - 8)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
11 From 16/10/2024 To 09/10/2024
Longest losing streak
4 From 09/10/2024 To 05/03/2025
Current League Stats (Wednesday 5s Winter League Div 1)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Wednesday 5s Winter League Div 1 | 10 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 113 | 59 | 54 | 24 |
Previous Games
W
W
W
W
L
Results
| 22/01/2025 |
| 15/01/2025 |
| 08/01/2025 |
| 01/01/2025 |
| 25/12/2024 |
| 18/12/2024 |
| 11/12/2024 |
| 04/12/2024 |
| 27/11/2024 |
| 20/11/2024 |
