Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2020 | 11 | 8 | 0 | 3 | 77 | 53 | 0 | 24 |
| 2019 | 45 | 26 | 5 | 14 | 300 | 221 | 0 | 83 |
| 2018 | 44 | 10 | 5 | 29 | 208 | 286 | 0 | 35 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 4.00
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 5.33
Recent results
| 01/09/2020 | vs KFC WIMBLEDON (Forfeit) |
0
5
|
| 25/08/2020 | vs FC BEIRNE 'O |
7
11
|
| 18/08/2020 | vs CROOKESLODIAN THISTLE (Forfeit) |
5
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
THINGS CAN ONLY GET BLATTER'
10/09/2019 (Won 16 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
SOUTH LONDON ATHLETIC GROUP
12/06/2018 (Lost 2 - 16)
Most goals in single game
vs
THINGS CAN ONLY GET BLATTER'
10/09/2019 (Won 16 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
11 From 12/06/2018 To 23/10/2018
Longest losing streak
18 From 23/10/2018 To 12/06/2018
Current League Stats (WEDNESDAY 5'S AUTUMN 2017)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| WEDNESDAY 5'S AUTUMN 2017 | 14 | 4 | 3 | 7 | 69 | 89 | -20 | 14 |