Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 27 | 13 | 3 | 11 | 178 | 156 | 0 | 42 |
| 2024 | 45 | 22 | 2 | 21 | 311 | 302 | 0 | 68 |
| 2023 | 44 | 18 | 3 | 23 | 338 | 357 | 0 | 57 |
| 2022 | 27 | 13 | 0 | 14 | 219 | 215 | 0 | 39 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 12.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 2.67
Recent results
| 04/08/2025 | vs BARELY LEGAL |
11
1
|
| 28/07/2025 | vs FC UNATHELTICO MADRID |
12
4
|
| 21/07/2025 | vs BOCCA SENIORS FC |
14
3
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
PSD FC
06/06/2022 (Won 20 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
BALLOTELETUBBIES
25/09/2023 (Lost 6 - 19)
Most goals in single game
vs
CHIPSTEAD WARRIORS
04/09/2023 (Won 25 - 12)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
14 From 07/11/2022 To 25/07/2022
Longest losing streak
14 From 25/07/2022 To 07/11/2022
Current League Stats (MON 5s JULY 22)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| MON 5s JULY 22 | 14 | 8 | 0 | 6 | 117 | 109 | 8 | 24 |
