Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 32 | 23 | 3 | 6 | 406 | 230 | 0 | 72 |
| 2024 | 38 | 21 | 3 | 14 | 243 | 174 | 0 | 66 |
| 2023 | 27 | 17 | 2 | 8 | 147 | 110 | 0 | 53 |
| 2020 | 22 | 6 | 6 | 10 | 95 | 101 | 0 | 24 |
| 2019 | 41 | 14 | 3 | 24 | 190 | 247 | 0 | 45 |
| 2018 | 15 | 10 | 2 | 3 | 102 | 52 | 0 | 32 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 6.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 8.33
Recent results
| 16/12/2025 | vs THE PHANTOM OF THE CHOPRA |
10
14
|
| 09/12/2025 | vs ABC |
9
11
|
| 02/12/2025 | vs GAMBLING ADDICTS (Forfeit) |
0
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Euan Bowman FC
15/04/2025 (Won 21 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
SALAD DODGERS FC
13/08/2019 (Lost 3 - 17)
Most goals in single game
vs
RUBBER DIGNE RAPIDS
13/05/2025 (Won 21 - 8)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
19 From 25/09/2018 To 18/09/2018
Longest losing streak
12 From 18/09/2018 To 30/10/2018
Current League Stats (Tuesdays 5s Winter 2024)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Tuesdays 5s Winter 2024 | 14 | 11 | 1 | 2 | 136 | 73 | 63 | 34 |
Previous Games
D
W
W
W
W
W
W
L
W
W
Results
| 04/03/2025 |
| 25/02/2025 |
| 18/02/2025 |
| 11/02/2025 |
| 04/02/2025 |
| 28/01/2025 |
| 21/01/2025 |
| 14/01/2025 |
| 07/01/2025 |
| 17/12/2024 |
| 10/12/2024 |
| 03/12/2024 |
| 26/11/2024 |
| 19/11/2024 |
