Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 39 | 21 | 1 | 17 | 410 | 384 | 0 | 64 |
| 2024 | 38 | 15 | 2 | 21 | 411 | 462 | 0 | 47 |
| 2023 | 21 | 7 | 1 | 13 | 219 | 234 | 0 | 22 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 1.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 9.67
Recent results
| 18/12/2025 | vs MATT THE DRAGON |
4
19
|
| 11/12/2025 | vs Girder Bremen (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 04/12/2025 | vs Crabbers Utd (Forfeit) |
0
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
HARTLEY FC
20/02/2025 (Won 24 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
LOS GALACTICOS
09/05/2024 (Lost 6 - 26)
Most goals in single game
vs
HARTLEY FC
20/02/2025 (Won 24 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
11 From 07/09/2023 To 11/01/2024
Longest losing streak
14 From 11/01/2024 To 07/09/2023
Current League Stats (Thursday Summer Div 3 5's 23)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday Summer Div 3 5's 23 | 8 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 59 | 74 | -15 | 9 |
Previous Games
Results
| 13/07/2023 |
