Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2025 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 37 | 24 | 0 | 7 |
| 2024 | 34 | 19 | 1 | 14 | 410 | 296 | 0 | 58 |
| 2023 | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 92 | 72 | 0 | 15 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 8.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 6.33
Recent results
| 23/10/2023 | vs Bangers and Nyash |
10
4
|
| 30/10/2023 | vs High 5s (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 06/11/2023 | vs Crouch Potatoes |
6
15
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Silly Cabbages FC
12/08/2024 (Won 40 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Murphy FC
26/02/2024 (Lost 5 - 15)
Most goals in single game
vs
Silly Cabbages FC
12/08/2024 (Won 40 - 2)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
8 From 01/07/2024 To 27/01/2025
Longest losing streak
5 From 27/01/2025 To 01/07/2024
Current League Stats (Monday 5's Winter 2023)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Monday 5's Winter 2023 | 10 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 109 | 99 | 10 | 16 |
