Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 78 | 78 | 0 | 6 |
| 2025 | 45 | 23 | 6 | 16 | 470 | 399 | 0 | 75 |
| 2024 | 48 | 36 | 4 | 8 | 540 | 298 | 0 | 112 |
| 2023 | 50 | 31 | 5 | 14 | 527 | 388 | 0 | 98 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 14.33
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 11.33
Recent results
| 12/02/2026 | vs Backshot murphy's |
5
7
|
| 05/02/2026 | vs Richard Cheese FC no 9.15 |
12
16
|
| 29/01/2026 | vs £2 Buds |
26
11
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
The Lads FC
03/04/2025 (Won 31 - 8)
Greatest thrashing
vs
NO TEKK
03/07/2025 (Lost 3 - 19)
Most goals in single game
vs
The Lads FC
03/04/2025 (Won 31 - 8)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
16 From 25/05/2023 To 15/06/2023
Longest losing streak
8 From 15/06/2023 To 25/05/2023
Current League Stats (Thursday Fives 2023 Summer 2023)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday Fives 2023 Summer 2023 | 10 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 86 | 67 | 19 | 17 |
