Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 9 | 0 | 0 |
| 2025 | 36 | 12 | 6 | 18 | 328 | 355 | 0 | 42 |
| 2024 | 39 | 25 | 1 | 13 | 399 | 299 | 0 | 76 |
| 2022 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 17 | 45 | 0 | 0 |
| 2021 | 9 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 66 | 140 | 0 | 6 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 5.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 9.00
Recent results
| 12/01/2026 | vs Sons of Pitches |
7
9
|
| 05/01/2026 | vs Decent FC (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 29/12/2025 | vs Arbonne FC |
10
8
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Hot Shoterz
04/03/2024 (Won 26 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Jokes A-Side
23/08/2021 (Lost 5 - 30)
Most goals in single game
vs
Hot Shoterz
04/03/2024 (Won 26 - 0)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
12 From 25/03/2024 To 08/07/2024
Longest losing streak
0 From 05/07/2021 To 25/03/2024
Current League Stats (Wednesday 5's Summer 2020)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
