Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 39 | 17 | 3 | 19 | 394 | 360 | 0 | 54 |
| 2024 | 44 | 13 | 1 | 30 | 326 | 449 | 0 | 40 |
| 2023 | 47 | 8 | 0 | 39 | 298 | 566 | 0 | 24 |
| 2022 | 44 | 6 | 1 | 37 | 310 | 543 | 0 | 19 |
| 2021 | 25 | 6 | 0 | 19 | 181 | 318 | 0 | 18 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 5.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 8.33
Recent results
| 12/01/2026 | vs Sway FC |
8
5
|
| 05/01/2026 | vs Scrambled Legs FC (Forfeit) |
0
10
|
| 29/12/2025 | vs Ajax Treesdownn |
8
10
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Haycock Players FC
14/10/2024 (Won 21 - 0)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Clamp Citéh
03/06/2024 (Lost 5 - 35)
Most goals in single game
vs
Sway FC
03/11/2025 (Won 26 - 6)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
11 From 05/08/2021 To 17/03/2022
Longest losing streak
35 From 17/03/2022 To 05/08/2021
Current League Stats (Wednesday 5's Summer 2020)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
