Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 7 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 37 | 23 | 1 | 13 | 410 | 296 | 0 | 70 |
| 2024 | 44 | 20 | 2 | 22 | 473 | 423 | 0 | 62 |
| 2023 | 19 | 14 | 1 | 4 | 223 | 133 | 0 | 43 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 9.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 2.33
Recent results
| 12/01/2026 | vs Ajax Treesdownn |
9
7
|
| 05/01/2026 | vs Wanyamas in Pyjamas (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
| 18/12/2025 | vs Studs United (Forfeit) |
10
0
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
The Bottlers
22/07/2024 (Won 37 - 6)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Walnut Ultras FC
25/09/2023 (Lost 2 - 14)
Most goals in single game
vs
The Bottlers
22/07/2024 (Won 37 - 6)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
16 From 04/12/2023 To 02/10/2023
Longest losing streak
13 From 02/10/2023 To 04/12/2023
Current League Stats (Tuesday Summer Fives 2023)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Tuesday Summer Fives 2023 | 9 | 6 | 0 | 3 | 80 | 41 | 39 | 18 |
