Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 45 | 56 | 0 | 3 |
| 2025 | 48 | 20 | 3 | 25 | 504 | 514 | 0 | 63 |
| 2024 | 42 | 17 | 2 | 23 | 388 | 399 | 0 | 53 |
| 2023 | 34 | 24 | 2 | 8 | 448 | 293 | 0 | 74 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 7.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 12.67
Recent results
| 05/02/2026 | vs Is your Motherwell |
10
14
|
| 29/01/2026 | vs Backshot murphy's |
7
12
|
| 22/01/2026 | vs £2 Buds |
6
12
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
2 LEFT FEET FC
11/05/2023 (Won 26 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Into your bar staff
29/05/2025 (Lost 12 - 25)
Most goals in single game
vs
2 LEFT FEET FC
11/05/2023 (Won 26 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
15 From 14/09/2023 To 11/05/2023
Longest losing streak
16 From 11/05/2023 To 11/01/2024
Current League Stats (Thursday Fives 2023 Summer 2023)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday Fives 2023 Summer 2023 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 | 123 | 58 | 65 | 27 |
