Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 41 | 48 | 0 | 6 |
| 2025 | 40 | 20 | 0 | 20 | 340 | 271 | 0 | 60 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 10.67
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 7.33
Recent results
| 05/02/2026 | vs Sheep Shufflers |
13
4
|
| 29/01/2026 | vs Kennys Cowboys |
3
9
|
| 22/01/2026 | vs Kenneth |
16
9
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Tesco Finest
18/09/2025 (Won 19 - 6)
Greatest thrashing
vs
Kennys All Stars
08/01/2026 (Lost 4 - 14)
Most goals in single game
vs
Hangover 69
05/06/2025 (Won 20 - 7)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
8 From 27/02/2025 To 01/05/2025
Longest losing streak
8 From 01/05/2025 To 27/02/2025
Current League Stats (Thursday WINTER 5s 2024;)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday WINTER 5s 2024; | 10 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 88 | 59 | 29 | 18 |
