Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 60 | 73 | 0 | 6 |
| 2025 | 49 | 17 | 4 | 28 | 431 | 511 | 0 | 55 |
| 2024 | 51 | 8 | 4 | 39 | 312 | 530 | 0 | 28 |
| 2023 | 10 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 45 | 145 | 0 | 6 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 12.33
Average goals concended in last 3 games
: 15.00
Recent results
| 05/02/2026 | vs Chicken Salechs |
17
13
|
| 29/01/2026 | vs Decguardiola |
11
12
|
| 22/01/2026 | vs Richard Cheese FC no 9.15 |
9
20
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Decguardiola
10/10/2024 (Won 19 - 3)
Greatest thrashing
vs
old school champs
30/11/2023 (Lost 2 - 27)
Most goals in single game
vs
Chicken Salechs
31/07/2025 (Won 20 - 13)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
7 From 14/12/2023 To 09/11/2023
Longest losing streak
20 From 09/11/2023 To 14/12/2023
Current League Stats (Thursday 5s 2023 Summer 2023)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| Thursday 5s 2023 Summer 2023 | 10 | 3 | 0 | 7 | 51 | 98 | -47 | 9 |
