Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 10 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 85 | 49 | 0 | 24 |
| 2025 | 50 | 20 | 4 | 26 | 301 | 267 | 0 | 64 |
| 2024 | 43 | 28 | 2 | 13 | 288 | 220 | 0 | 86 |
| 2023 | 46 | 27 | 4 | 15 | 285 | 237 | 0 | 85 |
| 2022 | 11 | 5 | 0 | 6 | 73 | 74 | 0 | 15 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 5.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 7.00
Recent results
| 05/09/2022 | vs Totally Past it |
7
9
|
| 12/09/2022 | vs Gary Halls. |
4
11
|
| 19/09/2022 | vs XGUnited FC* |
6
1
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Lallanas In Pyjamas
10/06/2024 (Won 14 - 2)
Greatest thrashing
vs
British Gas
10/10/2022 (Lost 3 - 14)
Most goals in single game
vs
Bayer Neverlosen
12/12/2022 (Won 14 - 3)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
24 From 16/03/2026 To 07/04/2025
Longest losing streak
11 From 22/09/2025 To 06/10/2025
Current League Stats (*Monday Adult 6's Winter 2022)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| *Monday Adult 6's Winter 2022 | 14 | 10 | 1 | 3 | 102 | 61 | 41 | 30 |
