Team Stats
| Season | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
| 2026 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 27 | 18 | 0 | 12 |
| 2025 | 37 | 22 | 5 | 10 | 224 | 157 | 0 | 71 |
| 2024 | 41 | 26 | 3 | 12 | 244 | 157 | 0 | 81 |
| 2023 | 35 | 26 | 1 | 8 | 265 | 157 | 0 | 79 |
Recent games
Average goals scored in last 3 games
: 5.67
Average goals conceded in last 3 games
: 5.00
Recent results
| 09/02/2026 | vs MAYFAIR FC |
7
2
|
| 02/02/2026 | vs NEVILLE WEARS PRADA. |
5
12
|
| 26/01/2026 | vs SOMETHING DECENT |
5
1
|
Highs and Lows
Biggest winning margin
vs
Sleven
16/10/2023 (Won 17 - 4)
Greatest thrashing
vs
MI5-A-SIDE
06/02/2023 (Lost 1 - 10)
Most goals in single game
vs
Sleven
16/10/2023 (Won 17 - 4)
Streaks
Longest winning streak
21 From 06/03/2023 To 27/02/2023
Longest losing streak
8 From 27/02/2023 To 06/03/2023
Current League Stats (Monday 5s Spring 2019)
| League | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | GF | GA | GD | Points |
